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May 22 2018

codiak723:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

a lion at pride and everyones like “no youre at the wrong pride please go home” but then hes like “no no im gay” and everyones like. oh ok then. welcome to pride then

i. made this post at like 3 am

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wolventooth:

Gosh I love this game so much!

The visuals, the soundtrack, the characters, the story!! 
I just hope I did them justice ;v; 

Gregg Rulez OK!

May 16 2018

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emmagoldman42:

Why are Palestinians protesting in Gaza?

It’s referred to as the largest open air prison on the planet. If you were in this situation, would you not at least protest?

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thicc-waifu:

smiling-grouch:

lynneskysong:

fatale-distraction:

prussian-birb-lord:

boredpanda:

Meet Ladybeard, A Cross-Dressing Wrestler And Death Metal Singer From Australia

My new atheistic is crossdressing-heavy metal-weeb-wrestlers from Australia.

Ladybeard is everything

Lady Beard’s posing game is strong.

Y’all missing that he’s now in a new idol duo called Deadlift Lolita, and his partner is this absolute babe:



Reika Saiki is a bodybuilding model and professional wrestler as well.


Together they ate just ✋😙👌❤️

yall

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endangered-justice-seeker:

 the only criticism of millennials l accept

kropotkhristian:

It’s so wild once you start looking behind the scenes at literally any right-wing venture and you realize that it is all the same billionaires funding it. Like Turning Point USA, Prager U, The Dave Rubin Show, and Ben Shapiro are all bankrolled by the Koch Brothers. It’s just wild.

I love anarchists and socialists so much because we are constantly fighting against a coordinated campaign of disinformation, backed by literally billions of fucking dollars, and we still find a way to reach out and help each other and other people. And conservatives are crying in their piles of cash that people still think they are fucking losers.

I love all my comrades!

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yayfeminism:

👏🏻

May 15 2018

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otherwindow:

Due to being aligned with the full moon and rising tides, werewolves and mermaids are natural friends. 

Both creatures break human language barriers, speaking in tones via howls and hums, capable of hauntingly rare duets.

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we-are-swordsage:

impleiadic:

wolfpuppy:

gif87a-com:

3D-printed Sovereign Armor with LED lights [x]

Holy crap, this is mind blowing. 

@wearepaladin

I don’t remember where I found them; I think it was a post by Geek and Sundry, but there are more pictures of this set with Marisha Ray wearing it. 

And just in case it hadn’t yet be seen. Hey, @wearepaladin and @wearecleric, check this out. 

betaslovelythings:

thesadanon:

smartassjen:

katjohnadams:

anais-ninja-blog:

witchcraft-with-space-bean:

avantgaye:

m4ge:

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”

I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and she shrugged and said “I just don’t care”. We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again.

new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks

Actual conversation I had at register:

“Hi, welcome to [Starbucks]! What can I get you, today?”

“How much is it to fill a Venti with Espresso?”

“I- I’m sorry?”

“A venti cup. How much to fill it with Espresso?”

“Oh. uh. Well, it’d be I suppose… I only have a button for a Quad. I don’t have special pricing for twenty ounces of espresso in a single… drink.”

“Price is the furthest thing from my mind right now. How many ‘add shots’ is that?”

*deep breath of fear* “It’d be a quad with,” *clears throat* “uh, sixteen additional shots of espresso. But, ma’am, I should tell you that the shots will start to get really bitter if they have to sit and wait for us to pull twenty of them-”

“Taste means nothing to me.”

At this point I am truly fearing for my very existence in the presence of what must clearly be an eldritch being.

“Oh. Well, okay.” I put on my absolute best customer service smile to hide my terror and accept that I must face this dragon, fae, or demon with dignity. “We can certainly get that for you! The price will be _____.”

She begins to pay, I shit thee not, with golden dollar coins. We are a block from Wall Street, and this eldritch demi-being is paying for an unholy elixer with golden coins. My life will end soon, I am sure of it.

“Do you still have the ‘Add Energy’ packets?”

My heart began to race at this request. “Yes ma’am.”

“How many can I add?”

Futile though it is, at least I know the rote response to this. “For health reasons, we won’t add more than one per drink and we cannot sell the packets individually.”

“One then.”

I alter the order and tell her the new price. She pays, dumps the change and five golden dollars into the tip box. I write the order on the venti cup and pass it silently to the girl working the hot beverage station. Normally we called and pass, but this was … not something to be spoken aloud.

My fellow takes the cup, not thinking anything of the minor break with protocol, until she sees the order. She stares at me. “No.”

The woman, which I call her for no other greater insight into her terrifying being is within my grasp, simply stands on the other side and says, calmly but with a commanding tone I expect of Admirals in bad movies, “Yes.”

My fellow barista pales before her task. But we are dutiful, we are true to our task, great though it may be. She sets about clearing the two brand new Matrena’s of all distraction, and sets two tall cups in the ready position. The energy packet is emptied into the venti cup, and the shots begin pouring. 

The barista was damn near shaking. This woman’s gaze felt like the fires of the sun. Finally, the shots are pulled, the cup is filled, and the hand off takes place.

Our visiting Incomprehensible takes it to our milk bar and adds a dollop of cream. Satisfied, she proceeds to down what must have been half the damn cup.

Then she smiled at us, like a benediction and I was honestly filled with joy. And horror. She left, and we knew nothing more of her after that.

When I talk with other former employees, we quickly begin talking about “The Company” as if we’d never l, perhaps knowing that part of our soul still powers that awesome and terrible corporate machine. And when I share this stroy, other Baristas at first act shocked but quickly settle and comes the chorus, 

“Yeah, I had one like that.”

Okay, Starbucks lore is my new favorite genre of literature. Please collect all these and more into a book.

@peach-orange-juice

…I thought Venti Espresso Cryptid was a fever dream my manager had. Good lord.

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may12324:

Some more lgbt pride flag inspired merpeople!! Including colours of these flags; Lesbian, Asexual, Aromantic , Genderqueer, Bisexual, and Pansexual. To go with my other mermaid gfs that were inspired by the colours of the transgender pride flag.

May 14 2018

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9ofhearts:

Artist: Forge

May 12 2018

victoriomantic:

mydnd:

the-magical-crawdad:

siriusblaque:

yo but mermaid monster hybrids though

  • vampire mermaids who prey on their own kind — when they get bitten, their scales fall off, their tails turn a slick and fleshy grey, a dorsal fin begins to sprout from their spine, and suddenly there’s six rows of teeth where once there was only one
  • mermaid medusas who’ve got eels for hair and it’s not their gaze that can turn you to stone but their song
  • fairy mermaids who’re born of spite and mischief — they’re small, the size of seahorses, and they speed through the currents causing mayhem and sometimes destruction
  • were-mermaids who turn into huge, hulking great whites when the full moon filters through the deep waters, who cannot be restrained because what shackles can you find in the deep?, who leave blood and guts in their wake

Let’s go deeper

  • Mermaid dryads tied to a whole kept forest, fins and hair perfectly camouflaged with their natural habitat. They drift serenely through their gardens until it is threatened, when the whole kelp forest turns on the attacker and drags it down to its death.
  • Elementally aligned mermaids - air-aligned mermaids leap joyously from the water and glide on tough fins, punching through the surface of the water like tiny spears of silver-blue. Fire-aligned mermaids drawn to deep volcanic vents, blind and sickly-white with teeth that fit together like a sieve.
  • Kraken mermaids.

wicked!

I LOVE THIS.

May 11 2018

themonsterboyfriend:

themaniacjan:

Call out post

None of y'all have fight or flight responses. Y'all see a monster and your only response is to


Fuck

Please don’t call me out like this.

May 10 2018

fireandwonder:

fandomsandfeminism:

ardenrye:

guineapig-crazed:

sagefic:

chaoslogsofficial:

bottseveryflavorbeans:

andy-the-anon:

kynipepper:

elopetothesea:

Everyone: we want more LGBT+ characters in our stories !

Rick Riordan: okay here have a gay Italian sad boy

Everyone: I mean, it’s all right but-…

Rick Riordan: I understand. Want a bisexual main character, who happens to be a god?

Everyone: oh that’s actually nice…but! How about girls-

Rick Riordan: you’re totally right. Here have a pair of lesbian hunters

Everyone: …um this is actually pretty nice…how about-

Rick Riordan: a pansexual main character?

Everyone: yea-

Rick Riordan: with a gender fluid love interest? Say no more! Anything else?

Everyone:

I don’t know… why not an aro/ace character maybe ?

The Hunters of Artemis

This is why Rick Riordan is so important

He is like little baby

reblog for riordan. love this guy! also, when he got the Stonewall Award for the Magnus Chase series? his response:

“…it’s a call to do better in my own writing. As one of my genderqueer readers told me recently, “Hey, thanks for Alex. You didn’t do a terrible job!” I thought: Yes! Not doing a terrible job was my goal!”

love it.

I can not explain how much I love rick roairdane.

Rick Riordan is also using his money and fame to lift marginalized authors. He started a whole imprint called Rick Riordan Presents. The books published there have mythology and folklore from all over the world, and they’re written by authors who actually belong to those cultures. The first three books announced have stories based in Korean, Mayan, and Indian cultures, written by Yoon Ha Lee, Jennifer Cervantes, and Roshani Chokshi respectively.

Rick Riordan is pretty fucking cool. Ive never seen a YA put as much care and effort into growing as a writer, specifically with a focus on increasing diversity, as him.

The fact that he’s a UT alum from San Antonio who taught middle school English just warms my heart.

Farming out the franchise to Own Voices authors is exactly what JKR should be doing.

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